Slot Machines at an Online Casino
Slot Machine games take up so much floor space at land based casinos. Hundreds of people wandering the aisles looking for a slot game with a good jackpot payout. The best games are always in use, and when the player leaves there is always a mad rush of people from the queue that has formed behind… eagerly waiting for the slot to become free.
Panic sets in, fights start, people get bashed over the head with a shelking spoon. Mayhem, absolute mayhem. All because of a slot machine.
What exactly causes this mad frenzy? I believe it is what I term as the “slot game nympholepsy”. Mad hysteria breaks out as a person believes that the unavailable slot machine game, which is now available, will be taken by someone else, who in turn will scoop a jackpot prize which should not by rights be theirs to scoop. Of course everyone waiting for the machine feels this way and they do not want to miss their chance to win the jackpot. So the violence starts and skulls crack.
At true story from a casino in China reports that after a crazy 15 minutes beside a slot machine local police took over 15 days to gather all the body parts to enable them to positively identify the 8 people involved in the melee. I think the Dyson vacuum got a bit overworked to…
Wow, slots can make you crazy… but the thought of missing out on a big jackpot can make you nympholeptic!!!
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